Last night I lay in bed staring at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself... Where the heck is the ceiling??"

"When life gives you lemons squirt them in your enimies eyes"

flying is learning to throw yourself into the ground and miss.

No pain no gain, or lots of pain and no gain,...... your choice

If pro is the opposite of con, congress is the opposite of progress.

don't worry about getting in shape.......... why you ask......................... the answer is because round is a shape too

you shouldn't steal, the government hates the competition.

revenge is a dish best served cold, but revenge is also sweet, therefore we can claim that revenge is icecream